I just had the most surreal experience of my life.
I'm 36 and married. My wife is the same age. We both had our fun getting married, but she is very into strict monogamy.
Let me start by saying, both before I got married, and after I like Asian massage parlors. I don't go all that often, maybe 3 times a year, but they're fun. My wife has no idea.
Anyways, my wife only became aware these were a thing or two years ago. And I'd joke about getting a couples massage at one.
Last night my sister in law had the kids for a sleep over and massages came up so I made my usual joke. Only this time my wife was like "Okay, let's do it". Guys, I nearly blew my load right there.
We looked up a few, and went out. The first two turned us away. Turns out they don't want couples.
The third one, the hostess was real confused, then had us wait like ten minutes. There was definitely arguing in whatever language the girls spoke. My wife couldn't tell decide wherever to crack up or start running, but she was too polite to just bolt after all that.
Finally, we were brought to a room where they had clearly just crammed a second massage table. There were two masseuses, and neither looked really sure what to do but they gave us the standard instruction to get undressed and wait on the tables. Which we did.
The massage part was kinda hilarious. The room was too cramped. With tables together, they could only reach half is us, and it was clear they didn't know whether to trade off or how much teasing to do. It was actually my wife who finally asked about a happy ending. That was also mind blowing.
But between the language barrier and her clearly not knowing ettiquite in these places she basically asked for full service. At first it was just my masseuse tugging me. The other one seemed actively disintegrated in touching my wife. But my wife started rubbing herself and the second one reluctantly and unenthusiasticly helped. I don't know why, but her discomfort made it hotter for me.
Then the first stripped down, got a condom and slipped it on me to start blowing me. At this point my wife tensed up. She thought I was just getting a rub'n'tug, and it was becoming clear it was more, but she didn't protest. I think she was getting turned on and that was making her more chill.
My masseuse stated to climb on me and my wife actually said "no". I thought that was gonna end it, but that's when things got really wild. My masseuse (though a lot of broken English and hand gestures) offered to eat my wife out while my wife's masseuse rode me.
I cannot explain how shocked I was when she agreed. The switch was made, and I'm not gonna lie, I lasted like 5 seconds. To her credit, the second masseuse kept tounging my wife until she came. Meanwhile, wifey stroked me hard again, and then she and the girl I just fucked rubbed me until a second orgasm.
This all just happened like two hours ago, and we haven't talked much about it, except her teasing that it was the worst massage she's ever gotten.
