Love to stretch her huge nipples while she is drunk and out. Any more suggestions?

I confess im 90% native from canada and im tired of seeing racist comments all over this site.. not all native girls/guys are ugly.. just those that grow up in the rez (that the old white people tricked them into) and no nothing about life but drinking.. dont all racist have drunks though?? dont all place on earth populated by people have there own kinda hobos and bums? So think before you talk

Last night a longtime friends wife got too drunk and had to be helped home. When I sat her down in her chair she unzipped my pants and started pulling out my dick, I told her to stop and look at my face, that I was not her husband, she looked up and began sliding my dick in her mouth, I grabbed her hair and shoved her all the way down until she gagged and pulled it out, slapping her across the cheek I told her that I would love to coljoke her with my dick but that she should stop. She then lay down in the floor and turned onto her stomach, pulling down her sweats and exposing her nakes ass, raising it up in the air and spreading herself open. I shoved three fingers up her asshole very roughly and reminded her, I am not your husband, I would do terrible things to you, he is my friend and we cannot do this. I quickly pulled my hand away and swatted her on the ass 3 times telling her "no, bad girl" she asked repeatedly for me to stay but I forced myself out the door and locked it behind me. Comments?

So I saw a video either here or possibly xhamster, I think it was here though, posted possibly under drunk or threesome or swinger and I really wish I could find it again.

It was 2 guys and a woman sitting on a bed, the husband or boyfriend was filming while the wife or girlfriend talked to the other guy. She was pretty heavily tattooed and after the two of them had sex he was extremely out of breath and drank some water and kept asking for a cigarette. She asked if he'd be interested in continuing to play with them because the other four people hadn't worked out. This was definitely a amateur video.

It was one of the hottest things I have ever seen, and unfortunately I don't think it saved in my history for whatever reason. I've scoured every place I can think to look, so now I'm begging and hoping someone knows this video.

Any leads or help would be greatly appreciated!

sometimes i wonder why relationships with previous girls haven't worked out.

was it me? was it her? was it the timing or where i was at mentally? why does it even bother me? why do i let it stop me from falling in love?

i've had good experiences and bad ones. i've hung around gay people just to test the waters and allowed myself into certain situations which i knew would leave me vulnerable. i felt i grew from these experiences but actually, it's made me feel empty. i've dated students, a nurse, a stripper, a medical doctor, a girl that was allergic to condoms, girls online n i've been in drunk and sober threeways.

these people have been in my life intimately and know me in ways that no one else does but, now, when i look at it - as i approach my mid 20s, i look at these past relationships with an ounce of sadness n disgust in myself. i recall a violent relationship, a deep relationship and the last one, my first love.

will the next girl i date feel special? will i think that we've got something special going on? has my past relationships n companions made it impossible for me to feel again? has the things i've done affected my morals and beliefs? i once had limits. now, i just look at people like they're emotions that can either make me happy or sad. they're not people anymore. they're just objects to use.

maybe it's safe to say that no future intimate relationship will ever happen. not a happy one with me.

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I have a confession... I had just recently moved and to meet some locals I started using Tinder. Well, I had quite a few matches and I decided to meet up with one incredibly hot fresh 21 yr old girl. We went to a pretty classy Irish Pub, started shooting the shit and having quite a few drinks. While in the restroom something came over me and I was like fuck this isn't going anywhere, what the fuck do I do? So, I walk back out and begin flirting with the mediocre female bartender. The woman I'm there with begins to catch on, so she begins to flirt with some random Joe Schmo from the bar. After a few more drinks we're nearing closing time, and now I have not only the bartender at my beck and call but now the bar's manager a decent looking mid aged woman that is ready to go to my place and the drop of a hat. So, thinking that we're absolutely done and that meeting up with this woman was a waste of time, I drunkenly decided to be blunt with another female bartender whom I couldn't stop starring at. I literally ask her, "When do I get to see you out of those work clothes?" and to my surprise she replies "The girls and I are going to my house to drink and sit in the hot tub, you're more than welcome to join." Completely fucking shocked, and at this point piss fucking drunk, I follow her to her house stumble in and look around to find that her roommates are two older lesbians. She asks me if I'd like to hop into the hot tub or head to bed since I was pretty tanked. I said either or is fine and she leads me to her bedroom, we start making out she does the classic chubby check and starts stroking my dick. Next thing I know someone is banging at the door, low and behold its the fucking bitch from Tinder. She had followed me to this woman's house, and demanded I speak to her. So, my intoxicated ass throws a fit and asks if she can go speak to the woman for me and tell her I'm sleeping or something of the sort, not knowing the type of woman I was with she answers the door saying something like "in the middle of a fuck session can I help you?" and the woman replies "Can I join, the only reason I went out with him was in hopes to get fucked" So, I don't really remember too much at this point, but some foggy memories of these two girls making out with my dick in between their mouths, and some odd sexual interpretation of the human centipede. I woke up to a splitting fucking headache and 4 naked women in a place that I had never seen before, I tried to sneak out embarrassed I may not have performed at my peak potential and I accidentally awake one of the roommates who asks why I'm leaving so soon, there is still breakfast and morning sex to have. I heard bacon and couldn't leave, so while she's cooking breakfast I'm having the hair of the dog that bit me trying to snuff out this hangover as soon as possible, and I ask what the hell happened last night. She replies with a chuckle and "I figured you wouldn't remember much" turns around walks towards me dropping a plate of flapjacks and bacon in front of me, saying "We'll just have to reenact it then won't we?"

Long story short, first time ever having sex and not remembering. I am now dating the girl from Tinder, and we occasionally still have "parties" with the bartender and her roommates along with some new talent.

Drunk BBW wanting to be fucked What'd you do to her?

So last night my high school crush came over for drinks and we got pretty drunk and got on the topic of sex and had a dirty conversation which lead to us masturbating together and we just cuddled till we fell asleep and I woke up in the middle of the night to her touching my dick so I woke up and I grabbed her and threw her down and ripped her clothes off and I started eating her out and fingering her and I stuck it in and we started fucking then she asked if I could do anal so I did and she kept going she asked me to stop and asked if she could stick something in my ass so I grabbed my dildo and let her fuck me with it and we went back and forth with it and we started sharing it for an hour we went back and forth on eachother until I came she took my load all over her face and I finished her 9ff by eating her out. We went back to bed and woke up this morning and did it all over again I'm so stoked it was everything I ever hoped abd now she wants to use me to start exploring and experimenting with her and trying new things she hasn't I'm so pumped it was the best night ever and she loves the same stiff I do and totally loves using strap ons and now she wants me to be her doll and let her and her friends use me and I'm so for it. I'm so stoked and her friends are so worth it to me. The way she fucked me and how that went last night was amazing

I confess I have a raging hard-on for my ex's sister. She's blonde, tall, with a perfect body. I jerk to her pictures every day but she will never date me because there is "too much history" between us. She's single and soo dirty I know the kind of guys she's attracted to, and what turns her on and her dirtiest fantasies. I want to find someone who is horny for a friend, sister or cousin and do a criss-cross like in "Strangers on a Train" but for sex. Get him to take her to a gloryhole where I'll be waiting, or get her so drunk and stoned she doesn't know what's going on and then I come in to tag-team with him. These are both fantasies of hers. Webcams and pictures of everything. I made a joke once when we were drinking together that I wanted to see her naked. She said theres already pics out there of her and if I ever found them she'd be at my mercy. She was kind of teasing but also half serious about it. The thought of having some pictures of her and then knocking at her door just drives me nuts. Which is why Im always here looking.

I confess that a couple weeks ago i got drunk with my friends and before i went to be me and my friend jerked each other off, but before that i stuck it in his ass a couple times and then we blew each other. I want it to happen again so bad. Share your stories below.

Asley on cruise vacation alone. Would you get her drunk take her wet  soft meat holes? Cum in her as she’s passed out? She likes forced and helpless.