i like women to have diarrhea in their clothes

I want to meet a total stranger at a bar or whatever and take her home and give her laxative and drink her diarrhea. I dont even want to know her name. The risk is what is makes this so hot.

The only time I will eat pussy is when the woman is having her period. I lie to chew and swallow the clots that come out when she has heavy flows. Menstrual blood tastes great, kinda like warm and curdled clamato juice with a coppery aftertaste. If any of the period drips down to her anus, the taste is about the same with the exception of a more pronounced flavor. If she also has diarrhea, you've hit the jackpot- the diarrhea will add a chocolate flavor to the mix. Ah, a perfect pussy and asshole sauce.

Oh yeah- Happy April Fools Day!

my gf today had to take a huge shit so we stopped at a shop and after she was telling me how juicy and liquidy it was and how it splattered all in the toilet with ease since it was diarrhea (not knowing im into it🤤) and all i can think about is how i wish she shit with my dick in her ass so it could explode all over my cock and balls while i pump her petite asshole with cum. fuck that would be so hot. i want her asshole so bad.

Going to the grocery store

Excuse me, do you have cream cheese here?

she showed me where the cream cheese was

"thank you."

I then took my wine, broccoli and cream cheese to the register.

At the register i encountered a tall man young man arguing with the employee.

He was talking to this small framed woman "You don't have to give me that attitude! You don't have to speak to me like that! [blah, blah, blah, blah, nonsense]."

After a while of this man's verbal diarrhea i stepped inbetween them.

He said "Are you witnessing this?"

I said nothing.

And the woman lead me to the counter where i could check out my groceries. She did her job while we listened to the verbal diarrhea.

She rang me up and i paid for my groceries.

More verbal diarrhea directed at the female "I see your face! I'm going to speak to your manager!"

I responded to him "And my face!! Look at my face!"

verbal diarrhea "I see your face. And you're wearing a Polo shirt."

I said "My name is Jim."

Whiney bitch boy ranted a bit more and left the grocery store.

I calmed down a bit. And i think that she also calmed down. [although she was being completely composed and calm through this entire situation]

I said the woman "I'd like to speak to your manager."

She called her manager over.

i said "That guy was spouting off about nothing!!! She's just doing her job!" I went on.

The manager listened to me. I was upset. She said "Thank you."

So gassy with diarrhea and no one to smell it 😖👉👈

Craigslist Joe showed up as I finished up removing my body hair with Nair hair removal cream. I blissfully greeted him at the door wearing a towel and a smile with my long, damp hair on either side of my neck. I took yet another gulp from my bottle of whiskey and asked him to wait while I applied my makeup and stretched my faggot cunt with my butt plug. He obliged, knowing that he arrived early and I caught him looking at me in the mirror, patiently as I grew excited with my rubber phallus, stretching my shit cunt. I peeked back, winking and making small talk while he was polite and waited as I applied my eyeliner, lipstick, etc...

The door was knocked on yet agin, as to my surprise a very dark skinned, fat lip nurse showed up to my hotel room with a BBC in his trousers. I gave him a French kiss as he entered and asked him if he was ready to fuck this bitch faggot up tonight. He laughed and sat on the opposite side of the bed as he and "Joe" conversed as I finished my face and dressed. Joe asked, "How much do you like dressing like a slut for strangers?" while I undressed myself in the mirror. I replied as I knelt on the bed. "Last one to put their raw cock in my slutty faggot ass gets to fuck my throat! " They were naked in no time, where Joe spat on his dick and forced it inside my hungry shit cunt, I eagerly choked and gagged on the black cock in front of me.

I was spit roasted for awhile by these two strangers who replied to my Craigslist ad, until the stench of shit blew out of my bowels with Joe deep in my faggot cunt. He slapped me and whispered into my ear, "You're going to be sorry for that faggot !" and without hesitation, pulled his shit covered cock out of my ass and jammed it into my throat. I didn't hesitate to take his dick, but I puked as he forced his stinky dick into my faggot throat. The stink was overwhelming and I love to vomit, so to me, this was ecstasy. With the black dude watching, Joe was finally disgusted and left after taking a quick shower.

The black guy sat next to me while I was covered in filth at every orifice, and asked what I really like. I drank some more whiskey and showed him videos of myself eating shit, puking and fucking myself with massive dildos. He cuddled with me for awhile before he squatted over my mouth and squirted his rancid diarrhea into my willing toilet of a mouth. I gargled his diarrhea and begged him to violate my ass with his naked black cock. I spat in his face while he endured the stink and called him names like "faggot lover" and "shit nigger", only to have him pull my hair, donkey punch me and tell me "I'm his AIDS bitch now and I have him to thank for the diseased semen dripping out of my shit ridden throat and ass."

When he finished, I passed out on the bed just before he left, only to video record myself vomiting the remaining whiskey I just chugged all over my shit crusted body for all of you delightful perverts to jack off to. I am black owned now, and a shit eating sissy faggot at the disposal of dirty old men who like to use dirty fags like me as their toilet...

Hail Satan !

For the shit and piss lovers....
For those who have never heard of it before, coprophagia, or the practice of eating your own or another person's feces, may give new meaning to the term "sexual appetite." Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playing with someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eating someone else's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.

Shigella, campylobacter, salmonella and E.coli are four bacteria commonly present in fecal matter. These bacteria, along with parasites like amebas and giardia, can cause severe diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, bloody stools, fever, nausea and vomiting. The viruses Hepatitis A and E may also be transmitted through contact with fecal matter. There are very few cases of Hepatitis E in the United States, but almost half a million people contract Hepatitis A every year (though not always through scat play). Symptoms of Hepatitis A are very similar to the ones listed for the bacterial infections, and may also include jaundice, itchiness in parts of the body, and may cause enzymes in the liver to reach critical levels in the body. Relapses may also occur six months to a year after the first symptoms show up. All three types of infections can occur even without eating any scat. If one's mouth, nose, or any orifice or open cuts or sores touches something that has had contact with the feces (such as kissing an unwashed hand after using the bathroom), then it is possible for s/he to become infected as well.

For the shit and piss lovers....
For those who have never heard of it before, coprophagia, or the practice of eating your own or another person's feces, may give new meaning to the term "sexual appetite." Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playing with someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eating someone else's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.

Shigella, campylobacter, salmonella and E.coli are four bacteria commonly present in fecal matter. These bacteria, along with parasites like amebas and giardia, can cause severe diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, bloody stools, fever, nausea and vomiting. The viruses Hepatitis A and E may also be transmitted through contact with fecal matter. There are very few cases of Hepatitis E in the United States, but almost half a million people contract Hepatitis A every year (though not always through scat play). Symptoms of Hepatitis A are very similar to the ones listed for the bacterial infections, and may also include jaundice, itchiness in parts of the body, and may cause enzymes in the liver to reach critical levels in the body. Relapses may also occur six months to a year after the first symptoms show up. All three types of infections can occur even without eating any scat. If one's mouth, nose, or any orifice or open cuts or sores touches something that has had contact with the feces (such as kissing an unwashed hand after using the bathroom), then it is possible for s/he to become infected as well.

He started stressing when he saw what I had brought with me. My cream and another pair of gloves.. He was so disoriented that he even asked me if it was for him. It made me laugh and I resumed my seriousness to tell him that it had to be examined as soon as possible. Actually right now. He looked lost, he wanted to know if I was going to do the same than before. I told him yes, that because of his erection I had to do it.

His mouth was dry as he watched me put on a glove and I loved to see the impact it has on him. Though I went to explain it he claimed it was not necessary but I replied that it was just essential now that I had discovered this problem. He kept to argue knowing what was awaiting him and I enjoyed to see him trying to change my mind.

I asked him to lower his pajama pants and briefs while I put on the other glove. He told me that at first I had just to help him to go to the bathroom and that now he no longer needed it. Then I replied that not being able to go was also concerning and that he really needed to be checked. He was already red knowing what was about to happen and I began to feel my panties to glue. This moment was full of emotion. We got up during the night and met for that. I was feverish and shaking so much that I struggled to open my jar of cream.

I finally protected the bed with a towel and squatted. It was the last moment to give up my act this time intentional and I stopped thinking of what I was about to do. Then I raised his legs, held them against his chest and entered.

I probed him again. Gently but deeply. He was very supple and after a few movements I started again with two fingers. I think the index and middle finger together have a different dimension, I perceive better and it gives me the impression to be able to do more than with just one finger. The reactions quickly arrived, his breath became stronger and he began to push. Then came moans, farts and erection.

He was completely rigid again and I pointed it out. "See, I knew there was a problem!" I asked him to tell me what he felt because I had to know the reason for his erections. I properly massaged his rectum and the effects were obvious but I wanted to hear him talk, right when it was happening. He kept saying that he felt spreaded and that he wished to push out my fingers.

I asked him to do it letting my hand go. When he got almost all the length of my fingers out I pushed them back in his rectum and asked him to start over. After a dozen times of this I resumed my massage so that he could tell me again what he felt. There were more sighs than words and I began to be firmer. I wanted to hear him stammer, stop in the middle of a sentence, see his hesitations and embarrassment.

He was pushing more and more, and like the day before, diarrhea began to seep on my glove. I asked him if it did like when he had to go to the bathroom. He said yes, and my next question gave me a vaginal contraction. I no longer recognized myself! "When you have to do what?" His expression at that moment remains engraved in my memory. He looked at me as if I had spoken in an unknown language.

He didn't dare to answer and I rephrased my question with delight. "You say my fingers make you want to go to the bathroom, but to do what?" He managed to give me his answer with enormous embarrassment. I liked that so much. I just wanted to continue. "And would you like to go now?" He said yes and I removed my fingers. "Go ahead, do it here! Maybe I could see something that reveals."

Of course he was disconcerted but I told him that I also wanted to see how he manage on the toilet. He hesitated for a long time and finally began to push voluntarily. I saw his anus well out but almost nothing was coming out. I told him that there was a serious problem because in addition to the erections he did not control his needs either. "You can't do when you need and you go over my fingers when I try to help you.."

I accidentally shit my pants, it was diarrhea, I guess, because it was loose. Anyways, it covered my pussy with shit while I was just sitting there. And it felt so good to have shit on my vulva. Since I was at home anyway, I just sat in my shit and fingered myself to shit videos on here until I came. Thanks motherless!