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Hallo wir beide suchen familie mit anhang f�r saunabesuch und freizeitgestaltung.
w�rden auch gerne mal mit hunden gassie gehen.
Bei interesse schickt uns doch mal eine pn
Hallo ,
wir beide suchen familie mit anhang f�r saunabesuch und freizeitgestaltung.
w�rden auch gerne mal mit hunden gassie gehen.
Bei interesse schickt uns doch mal eine pn
As sort of a prank I waited till my wife was passed out after a few drinks and I got a hand pump used to blow up baloons and slid the tip in her ass. I slowly pumped her FULL of air until her stomach was visably full and air was farting out on its own because she was so full. Then I quickly put the pump under my pillow, laid down next to her and turned the light out like I was asleep to see what would happen next he he he. It was even funnier then I ever expected!
She started to groan and stir a little, then let out the longest loudest "fart" I've ever heard! Then she starts getting out of bed moaning and bitching about her stomach hurting real bad, and on her way to the bathroom shes blowing ass the whole way! At this point I'm doing everything that I can to hold my composure acting like I just woke up too and was wondering what's going on. She busts into the bathroom leaving the door open so I can see her sitting on the toilet from where am in bed. She's blasting those loud bowl farts one after another and she's obvisouly in major agony saying shit like "Oh god, what's happening!? What the fuck?"
I'm concerned that he's in pain but busting up because of what I'm seeing and hearing! After about 5 miniutes of every kind of fart imagineable, huge and small, squeaky and bellowing, she Literally collapsed on the bathroom floor naked with a towel under her head. She is still farting every 20 or 30 seconds but now they sound like normal farts and she is quiet instead of pleading to anyone that would answer to make it stop.
After about a half an hour she finally got up and came to bed Still popping off farts. We sat up in bed and smoked a joint and discussed what could have caused a gassy reaction like that and we settled on the guacamole that we had eaten earlier that night.
When I originally started this prank I had full intentions if telling her what I had done, but when I realized that I pumped her WAY too full and ended up causing her an hour of pure agony and confusion, I decided that it was best if I agreed with her; "That must have been some fucked up guacamole."