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14 Sep 2012 12:33AM
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My confession: Just to entertain you freaks. The big one.... I'm a guy, late 30's now. Since we were little kids, me and my cousin (a guy, very similar age) grew up really closely. More like brothers than cousins. Around seventh grade, I'm sure I was 18 then (lol), we were both sleeping over at our grandparents, which we did almost every weekend in the summer (at the lake). We were in bed (separately, about 10 feet away from one another in the only upstairs bedroom in a cape cod house) and he started asking if I ever "rubbed it". I hadn't, and had no fucking idea what he was talking about, and was like wtf??? He started telling me about it and I was like, you can do that?? I had seen some porn mags, and knew all about vaginas, and girls shoving stuff in there to masterbate, but didn't think it was possible to make a circle with my hand and try it on my weiner. Anyway, he starts telling me about it, and suddenly I realize I'm hard as a rock, didn't take much in those days. Lol. Man do I wish it still worked like that. So anyway, I was covered up in bed, so I thought, well, fuck it, might as well try. Nothin'. I made about 2 strokes before friction, heat and pain won that battle. So, he's covered up too, still talkin about it, and I notice his face is red as fuck, and he's breathing funny. I asked him, what the fuck are you doing? He sorta laughed, and said I'm doing it.... I was like doing what???? Then.... like he'd been waiting forever to share this with someone.... pulled back his blanket. His shorts were around his ankles, and his hand was around his hard cock. Which I was totally surprised to see was the same size as mine. I was already fearful that I was small, because the guys I saw with the girls in hustler were hung down to their knees, so I assumed my 6" was medically deformed-level tiny. I was so relieved to see that size, that it took away the weirdness of seeing my cousin / best friend / brother stroking his hard cock. But then I realized, he was doing it dry. I admitted to him I just tried it dry and it HURT. He said "I know, we need lotion". So... fast forward probably a half hour of thinking we were james bond quality sneaky, we managed to get downstairs, get a bottle of lotion from the bathroom, and get back upstairs. In hindsight and reality, all one of had to do was go take a piss, then take the bottle back up with us. But what if we got caught?? Lol... anyway.... so we get upstairs, go to our separate beds. He took a handful of lotion, then threw me the bottle. I was like, uh... I dunno.... he was like, omg... just do it pussy. Pussy?? Oh yeah? I'll show you. LOL. So, I grabbed a handful of lotion too. I've got one of those dicks that curves to the left, so it took a minute to figure out to use my left hand upside down. Actually, it probably took 10 minutes, but for fuck sake it was a LONG time ago... anyway, a few looks back and forth, a few times throwing the bottle back and forth, and then I noticed he was making the most God-awful face.... then was totally relaxed and calm. I remember asking him- what happened?? What did you do? He said "I finished". I was like, you're quitting? He said no, when you're done, shit squirts out of it. I said "WHAT???? What the hell is that?? What do I do with it???" He laughed and said something along the lines of "Oh, Jesus Christ, I guess you weren't lying about not doing it before..." He explained the whole process, including using a dirty t shirt.... so.... I kept going.... After a few minutes he asked me how I like it. I lied, of course, and said, eh... it's ok, I guess. The truth was that I'd just found heaven, and was PISSED that I hadn't figured it out years ago. Then he really threw me for a loop. "Lemme see." He said. We went back and forth for a few minutes. I was like "No fuckin' way". Again, fast forwarding.... he won. I pulled off the blanket. He saw my hand upside down and said "wtf??" I told him mine's bent and this is how it works the best. He was like wtf?? Lemme try. I told him he must be OUT of his fucking mind!! It's bad enough I'm doing this. Now he's watching. I'm NOT letting him touch my cock. So anyway... a few more minutes of stroking goes by... and all of a sudden it feels different.... stronger, better, faster, harder, better, better, better- BAM!!!! ALL OVER the fucking place shoots this mystery white, sticky fucking mess from hell. I'm not lyin.... every fucking where.... sheets, blanket, walls, legs, stomach, hands, floor. And then it happened: The ungodly, insanely, unforseeable, unimaginable wave of guilt. I couldn't have felt more guilty if I'd killed a person. OMG. They need to teach about this in elementary school. I quickly grabbed a dirty shirt, cleaned what I could clean while my cousin laughed about the amount, the velocity and the mess. Then the embarrassment set in. You know how you always think about dirty horrible shit while you're jerkin off, then as soon as you cum, you're like holy hell, wtf was I thinking??? It was sorta like that, but he was there to see it. Anyway... I got cleaned up, prayed for God to forgive me for doing that to myself, swore to my cousin if he EVER told ANY one that I would kill him, and went to sleep. That... my fellow depraved friends, was the first time that this guy, rubbed one out. And was helped by my cousin, a dude. And that.. led to alot, a LOT more helping over the rest of the summer, but that's plenty for now. That took a fucking half hour to type. Sorry for the no paragraphs, it was kinda spur of the moment because the last couple days on here have been boring, so I decided to tell the beginning to my story. And, obviously no pics, so fuck off. And every word is true, so if you don't believe it, again, fuck off. And no way will this ever be anything but anon. But I know someone will get a hard on reading it, whether ya comment or not, so this was for you, you sick, twisted fuck. :) Goodnight!

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09 Aug 2012 7:14AM
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Every time i visit this site my computer start's to acted funny.The about Blank pop-up's,the redirect's on youtube WTF.I just rebooted my pc and it ran fine until i came here.I guess if you don't buy a premium membership all you get here is a virus.FUCK YOU Goodbye.

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My mom was wasted and my dad got called into work so it was just me and her. She was in bed and i went in her room to turn off the tv she left on. I thought she was asleep but when i turned the tv off she called me over to her and asked if i was going to bed. I said yesand she said then get in here and grabbed my arm and pulled my in her bed. I just kinda fell in her bed thinking it was funny she was drunk but then she put her hand onn my dick. Im not sur if she thought i was my dad because she was drunk and it was dark or if she knew it was me and was too drunk to care. At first when she grsbbed my crotch i kinda jumped in suprise and then she put her hand in my boxers. I of course enjoyed whatever was happening but i was a little nervous and didnt know wtf was happening. I said what are you doimg? And she said what do you think? Get those off and find out and she tugged down on my boxers.
I let her pull them down and she sat on top of me Grinding my bare dick into her pusy
She had panties on but t she lifted her hips up enough to take them off and shee lowered herselfc back onto me and used her hand to guide my hard on to her pussy and pushed me in inside her. I started fucking my mom until i came. I pushed myself deep inside her and let go. I came in my moms pussy and she continued to fuck me since i was still hard. This went on until im pretty sure she passed out while i was fucking her. I came again but this time i pulled out and came on her instead of in her.
I went back to bed and when i woke up my mom was still asleep naked covered with my cum.
I wanted to try to clean up because i didnt want my dad to come home and see and i wasnt even sure if she knew what she was doin. I went and decided to at least cover her up with blankets. But en i was doing that i got distraced with her body and jacked off to her.
She woke up and asked wat i was doing. I was too embarrased so i kiust left without saying anything

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Short version - I confess that I had the hottest orgasms last year right next to my two little cousins and they didn't even realise. Both age 19, around 95lbs, no more than 5ft.

Long version -

I have a little bit of a weird habbit. I buy teddy bears, big and small, and I remove the fluff/padding from inside the teddybears and insert a fleshlight into the bottom of them.

I fuck them regularly at home. But If I'm feeling daring, I take them with me on bus or train rides.

One day I took a big teddy bear on the train. It wasn't too packed on the train. I wont bore you with the practicalities of how I got the fleshlight in the bear on the day and my dick in the fleshlight without anyone noticing, but I had my hard cock inside the fleshlight.

I would do things like rock my legs, shift side to side and sometimes just look like I'm moving the teddy bear up and down on me to a song. I get a few weird looks but never mind. The teddies cunt feels got around my cock.

HERE'S THE BEST PART - On that day, my two little cousins come on the train and see me. My heart is racing at this point. Oh fucking shit. But at the same time my cock is throbbing almost to the point of pain with the excitement. My cousins are really close to me, like little sisters, but at the same time, they're extremely cute. Not model like bodies, skinny, but 9/10 faces. So fucking cute and pretty.

They come and sit next to me. One on the seat next to me, the other opposite me. I explain to them the teddy bear is part of a birthday present for a girl. "AWWW, cute", they say.

... The cousin to my left leans her head on my shoulder, the other one playfully touches her feet to mine, kicking and locking them, intertwining. My heart is racing. This is so wrong and so fucking sexy at the same time.

The cousin on the left starts stroking the teddy bear. The teddybear has a mohawk, and the other cousin wants in on the action, so squeezes in to the right of me, leans her head on my right shoulder. Are thighs and bodies are all pushed against each other.

They also often kiss me on the cheek and tickle me like we've always done when we played together. They stroked the teddy bear up and down, making it every so often move the fleshlight around and up and down my cock.

The fleshlight is quite big, so it's shape is sometimes noticable in the teddy bear, and one of the girls feels it. They ask me "wtf, what's that in the middle of it". My mind is racing for an answer, but I come up with "it's one of those little devices that lets you record a funny or romantic message for the owner of the toy. You press a button and it plays the message".

They are intrigued and start fiddling around with the shape... the fleslight... My cousins little hands little an inch from my cock. The fiddling makes the fleshlight feel awesome on my dick.

The fleshlight is being fiddled with with their hands, I'm squeezed up against them, their heads are on my shoulders, are feet are linked together... I literally didn't think this was real. I was in disbelief. This doesn't happen ever.

I start to feel myself about 20 seconds away from cumming, I am stuck between not knowing what to do but not wanting to do anything and let it happen.

I'm about to cum, I bite my lip but it's no use. I came so fucking hard inside of the fleshlight and I couldn't hold back a moan. They ask me what's wrong, but I keep shooting my load more and more inside of the teddys pussy. And give it about a minute for me to settle down.

They are both looking at me like WTF. I didn't explain what happened to them. I just said "it's ok, I'm alright".

I recently saw my cousins, and they still treat me the same as before, so they have likely forgotten.

I was watching a movie with them, they sat each side of me... head of my shoulders, legs intertwined....

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so i have to confess that for 3 to 4 years i was fucking my best friends girlfriend. this is how it all started and some short stories of times we fucked, hope u like and please comment......... let me know if u want more

so ive been friends with this guy since i was like i was 15, back then he was 19 or so and had a girlfriend since a lil before i met him , anyway we used to hang out every day and at one point we lived together in the same house but his girlfriend would come by a visit and most of the time, we would all go out together. i always tought about them as brother and sister at first i wasnt attracted to him or her in any way but i did notice after a while that he was always making comments or saying things trying to see my dick or so idk i never really wanted to do anything with him and always played it stupid like i didnt know what he meant.

it wasnt untill about 5 years ago when i was like 19 or 20 that i started getting soo horny by seen his girlfriend wearing tights seen her lil camel toe and trying to get a glimse of her tits, ass, pussy or anything, i started waking off everyday soooo many times, by this time they bought a trailer home and move in together i would hang out there all the time and sleepover all the time,in the morning on the weekends they would go to work and ill be home alone, one i notice notice they would allways leave their room door locked so curiosity kill the cat right !!! i picked the lock and went in the room for the first time while they were gone, i stared looking at every drawer, found all this sex toys condoms lube, pnties, bras, and all her stuff " ive seen her lean down and u can see her slutty thongs and i remember i just wanted to ripped them off" with my mouth and all the ones i seen her wear were in that lil drawer lol

after that every day when day left i would go in the room and put on her panties and jerk off, weeks past and i started to jerk off and cum all over her panties in the drawer and one day i notice their digital camera on the nite stand, i looked and ther were some hot pictures but nothing really nude. but enough to help me jerk off

by this point i started jerking off sooooooo much and sleeping in just boxers, and since he would live at 7 and she at like 9 if she had to go at all , i started getting up while she was making breakfast" i slept in a couch in the living room but since it was a trailer the living room is right at the kitchen". anyway i would get up and start talking to her and make conversation u know , and at the same time drink coffee with her still waering just boxers so when i sat i wuld pull them up so i knew my dick was visible and since i knew she was looking i would get soo hard so fast. i did this so many times soo many days and as soon as she go to the room or anywhere i would just touch my dick and blow up, once she left her cup to goto the bathroom and i actually put some of my cum in her coffee.

anyway i knew she cheated on him a few times, 4 or 5 to be exact so i knew she was horny and a fucking slut and the pressure was just building up and i wanted to fuck er more and more, while this was happening my friend would keep making this comments like tring to say he wanted to see my dick and shit like that , come on one day he ws like " man this would be perfect " amlike what would be? i said " if we were gay u could be sucking eachothers my dick while one of us drives, and do shit like that at work and nobody would think we are gay cuz they all think we are bros" anyway i was like yeah that would be the best cover lol.

but the one thing that made me say fuckkkk this shit was one nite while we sleeping t i started hearing something moving like a cup on a plate, just a little sound in like waves like bum bum bum so i got up and sneak up to the kitchen 20 feet away and started listening towards their room and then i heard her moaning while she was getting fucked, that nite i was sooo motherfucking hard, so i said am gonna step it up a lil, and once i rubbed my dick on her ass on purpuse and shit like that, i would cum on her tooth brush, on her clothes i woud ask her if she wanted a drink and put ice cubes witch i rubbed on my dick and put cum on them and then put them on the cup.

one night idk why but it hit me, if they had some hot pics on their cam!!! whats on their computer???? so i went and open my computer and typed "jpeg" and all this pics started to appear, i sort thru them and holy shit jackpot there was this whole folder with pics of her naked and him fucking her, i had this adrenaline rush i could not sit still i wanted to jerk off so i did and that wasnt enough i didnt know what to do.

ok so a few days later he had to go to work like 50 miles away so he was gonna spend the nite at a hotel with his coworker and he told me how they were planing to hit up the stripclubs and shit those 3 or 4 nites they were out , so i had to make my move i coulnt hold it anymore, that nite they left i i called him and i said i had to go get some shit from his house so he told me just stay there so his girl wasnt affraid at nite so i was liek idk i got shit to do but maybe ill stay lol curse i was gonna anyway!!!! i got there and we talked for a while and she was on the couch and i was laying on the floor i didnt know how to make my move so while laying on the floor i put my foot up on the couch between her legs but no nowhere near her pussy, i was wearing thos nike sweat pants those saggy big ones no underwear , and she said damm those are big, they look warm and comfortable, i was like yeah they are here am sure u can put ur foot in them and theay will fit along with mine here try it and see how nice they are !! at this point she was down to try it and i remember she was wearing tiny shorts and no sucks, so she start to put her foot in thru the bottom of my sweat pants, keep in mind am still in them , i start feeling her foot and her leg running up againts mine going up my pants and i just got so fucking hard and she was up to my knee so in a joking voice i said dont keep on going cuz u gonna reach my NO flying zone!! adn she just kep on going saying am i there yet now, finally her whole foot was inside the pants along with mine and i say u are soo in my flying zone now just dont turn ur foot sideways cus there is something there, and of curse she turned her foot and just rubbed my dick and just started playing with it with it, i got up and we started kissing and i played with her tits liking them and just touching her but she woulnt let me touch her pussy till finally she gave me a bj and said i would fuck u but am on my period.

that nite we sucked each other and just talked about how bad we both wanted to do it and she told me she used to get so wet all those times she saw my dick during breakfast and all my tissue papers arround the house full of cum i used to leave so she ill pick up , i never told her i had cum on her clothes, tooth brush and even in her coffee. sadly he came back on the third day and thats almost how long it takes for a normal period to go by but nyway it was down hill from there.


he came back monday early like 4am, the next day we started what came to be 4 years of teasing and fucking,the first tiem we fucked was like 3 minutes long lol i just got to his house and started kisisng and fingering her for the first time, she was oo wett her pusy was so soak she was dripping down her legs and her panties were soaked, i call him and was like yo where u at? am at your house hurry up !! he said he was like 5 minutes away, and i was like ooohh fuck so she was putting her pants back on and i looked at her and said idk about u but i have to fuck u right now or am gonna go insane so i just jump on her kissed her and the funny thing was we were both looking down when i was about to put my dick inside her like my dick and her pussy were different people, we both looked down and i put my dick in hher slowly and omg it was the besst feeling ever, we fucked for like 5 minutes and both came then we rushed to get clean up before he got home. after that we started touching eachother eating each other all the time behind his back even when he was like 3 feet away and idk but the fear of getting caught made it 1000 times more interesting and hot here just some times and some things we did


we fucked minutes before he got home almost every day and i would cum in her mouth adn she ill swallow and literally he would walk in sometimes 20 seconds later and they would start making out, sometimes she didnt even get a chance to rinse adn she would wink at me and ill be like omg am soo horny again

he was behind the drier head down behind it hoking up the exhaust pipe and we would be right there with him, me fingering her pussy and she would just grab my dick and put it in her for a few strokes


while in the car as soon as he go out for something i would start eating her anyway i could

we went camping and i ran to the bathroom asked him and her if they had to go and she said i do and we both went, lets just say we had a quickie

while he payed soccer we would fuck around on the bench, touch finger her basically tease eachother

while we worked outside his uncles house i went to get some water inside where she was and finger her and fucked her while we both looked out the window as he worked

a few times we go shoping and while he looked the other way i would grab her ass or tists and if she was wearing a skirt i would just shove my fingers as far in her pussy as i could

at my birthday party i was taking some pictures and she would purpusely pose all sexy and oopen her legs so i can see her pussy covered with a tiny thong

everytime we were at the house we would tease eachother soo much that we were all horny and when he would go to shower or pee or away for anything we literally would jump on each other and fuck or do anything we could


she clean houses for a living so we came up with this idea so we could actually fuck every now and then for hours at a time without been bother or caught , she cleaned this one house every 2 weeks and nobody was ever home, the owners were home maybe 3 months out of the whole year at the most so since her boyfriend " my best friend" knew she cleaned that house every other week i told her to just run it by him and lie saying they asked her to go every week, she did that and we would meet everyother friday at a starbucks and leave my car there and we would take her car to the house and just fuck and fuck for 3 hours evertime, fuck everywhere anywhere anyway we wanted and just fuck and fuck and fuck till we couldn't anymore

one time her lil sister came to visit and while her lil sis was sitting on the couch faceing the tv i was behind the couch sitting at the dinning room table i happened to put the lil cat cage behind the couch so while her lil sister is wtaching tv am RIGHT THERE behind her lil sis siting on a chair, my hand and elbow are right behind her head on the armrest , she comes and pretends to be petting the lil dogs but i pull my dick by the side shorts and starts sucking me me, omfg god here i am wathching a movie talking literally talking to her lil sis while she is sucking my dick, at one point her sister turns arround and i just push her head off my dick and she pretends to be pe petting the cat then goes back to sucking, after that a lil bit later i cum and she just keeps sucking and swallows it all and like nothing happened just goes and sit next to her lil sister.

another time, my friend was taking a shower so while hes in the bathroom" bathroom is down the hallway next to the masters bathroom, the doors are side by side like if ur facing the room door the bathroom door is on the left" anyway he in there taking a shower am all yelling while leaning on the master bedrooms door so am talking to him thru the door and looking inside the room and shes folding clothes on the bed and she starts to play with herself puts her hand in her pants and masturbates tuching her tits and am just watching, then she takes off the pants and spreads her legs on the bed and keeps playing , i can see how wet she is and shes calling me with her hand but shit hes right there and can come out anytime so am hard as fuck and am like fuck fuck fuck and i cant hold it anymore so i just pull my dick out pull her toward the edge of the bed and just tick it in as hard as i could, we both moan in pleasure and i just fuck her as hard as i could but when u are this horny and the risk of getting caught minutes seem hours and the pleasure is something i cant describe, in a matter of 2minutes maybe less we both came and i just put my whole load in her pussy, she took her fingers and put them in her pussy pulling out some of my load and lick it ans said , mmm i love the taste of ur cum an not even 20 sec latter he turn off the water and came out, but not before i could ask her to show e her tits to take a picture

thats the other thing, we loved to take pictures tho i never told her i seen the ones she had taking with him before , but we took hundreds of pictures and videos and thats another story, one day i told her go take some pictures of ur wet pussy so i can go do my self cus that day he was home and havent had a chance to fuck at all so i gave her my phone and she did but later on that day i forgot and left my phone on the counter and he picked it up and was about to look at it adn i was like dude no dont look at my pics, hes like why not!! got some pic of your girl naked or something!!! " adn in my head am thinking no dude but i do have pic of ur girl thats fosho! so i was like dude no but thats not cool, he said allright whatever and handed me the phone lol i almost shit myself lol


but the time we both came without fucking, i literally came in my pants without touching my dick at all, we we were watching a movie the 3 of us, we started sitting in the same couch it was her him and me so we couldnt really do anything cus he was in the middle, i just kept giving him drinks and drinks so he would have to go piss so i had a chance to at least eat her pussy out for a couple of seconds and maybe even fuck her for 2 seconds, he finally did and omg he wasnt even in the bathhroom and i just jump over and started kissing, pull her pants and under wear and put my dick in her stroke it a few times and went down to eat some of her pussy, her pussy was always wet and her pussy lips are big and soo fucking tasty. then we hear the door so we settle down, but by this time he comes by and sits on the floor exacly in the middle of us but on the floor. so she lays on the couch sideways and her as is right there and am on the other side so u put my feet up and start touching rubbing her pussy with my foot , a lil after i was ike fuck it so i grabed my friend and start massaging his neck with my left hand " i know kinda gay but whatever" and am like dude u are tense lol minwhile with my right hand i start touching her legs working my way to her pussy and am just rubbing it over her pants " she was wearing some like sweatpants but made from the same material of yoga pants so it was very easy to move them around, so i just pull them down tilli could see her asshole and put my hand in there and plaid with her pussy and omg she was drriping and i mean soaking wet i kept liking my finger and tasting her juices ans she was just loving it "now remember!! am gayly massaging my friend while am doing this and he has no clue"

while am doing all the i just fell my dick like is gonna burst with cum like it is right now just by remembering it. we never had anal sex i never tough she like to but that night she was so wet and i put my hand in her pants at one point i took my finger and by mistake put it in her asshole about an inch and she jump a lil, i looked at her and she starter biting her lip so am like omg game on, i look and i could see her pussy just dripping and her asshole all shine from her own juices so i took my finger and started playing with the lil ring arround her asshole, at this point her face is fill with pleasure and she closes her eyes so i tap her and am like wtf dont do that cuz hes gonna know, she look's at me i i read her lips going OMG AM GONNA CUMM, so i just stick my whole finger in her ass and 2 in her pussy and idk there is nothing more erotic nothing compares to this, i just keep on kingering both holes with one hand and gayly massaging my friends neck with the other hand, at one point i had 2 finger in her asshole even 3 and she was just about to collapse or something, her pussy was like niagara falls and i took my fingers out of her pussy and ass and leak the one by one as she looked, i keep on fingering her and i swear i just felt my dick bursting with cum while feeling her asshole and pussy as they contracted on the inside as she was cumming then i back away and sat back like nothing had happend, i put my hand in my pants and pull my fore skin all the way so most of the cum would stay in arround my head, and like 10 minutes later my friend went to the bathroom and omg thank god he did cuz she just jump on me and suck my dick dry and just swallow it all, she clean my dick completely and i jus yanked her pants down and eat her pussy and even her asshole witch they were still all wet, and with my finger i pulled the her juices out of her pussy as much as i could, we finish the movie and went to bed.

there aro soo many other encounters but that tv was the last one, all i can say is we got sooo horny that one day it all wnt to shit and i dont have a dest friend anymore and when i see the pictures i wanna go fuck her one more time
ive been texting her but she wont answer so i dont know, you guys tell me would it be too much to go to the house and wait for her to come clean the house and try to get her to fuck or call her and be like if u dont answeer am gonna post our naked picture on the internet and see if she wants to talk then .


some funny things were that she would make out with him seconds after ive cum in her mouth, i found a bunch of gay porn on his computer and he always made his wierd ass comments, apparently he would fuck her but was just boring for her and the one thing he complain about was that she never got wet , hens the lube in the room but with me, am telling u guys this girl was always dripping with her juices soaking her panties if any and more then 10 times i saw her dripping on the side of her legs

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Long time user here, yes I have an account but I am do damn lazy to log in. This is really my only place to confess this. It isn't like I have friends on Facebook that wouldn't judge me or my family because of it. So I will confess here, where I can remain anonymous, yet get this off my chest because it is freakin crazy to me and weighing me down.

My dad just passed away in January. First let me tell you that my dad was married before and had a bunch of girls (whom I do not communicate with). After he divorced his first wife, he met my mom (who had also been married before and had a girl and a boy, whom I am closer too). I was the only child that my mom and dad had together and my brother and sister from my mom's previous marriage were well into their teens when I was born. I am a guy by the way, if that matters. All the other children are WAY older than me and have families of their own. My parents got divorced when I was around 15.

So I find out that one of the girls from his first marriage has been repeatedly accusing my father of molesting her when he was still married to their mother. They even went to court and the judge threw it out because, well, that girl is just fucking crazy. Needless to say none of those people came to my dad's funeral except me. So their non-appearance has been a topic of discussion in my moms house between she and I for a week or so. I told my mom that when I was cleaning out my dad's house, that I found a letter written to my dad from the girl who was accusing him and that it said some crazy stuff about him taking half naked pictures of them, sleeping naked and pressing himself against them. I told my mom that it sounded completely crazy because my dad never tried anything with me (not that he would with a boy) and that I went through ALL of his stuff and never found any photo's that were of that nature. I was saying how I could never imagine him doing something like that.

So then my mom gets quite and says "yeah,well....nothing, never mind". So naturally I am like "what the hell were you gonna say". I am thinking OMG did my dad do something to me and I have forgotten. Luckily it wasn't that at all, but it was another bombshell and also kind of funny. It was something totally out of some step-dad video you might watch on a porn site and I couldn't believe my ears. She said that before I was born he had apparently asked her "what would you think about me taking Laurie's (my sister) virginity so that she will know someone who loves her is doing it and won't get hurt?". To which my mom replied that she would basically fucking kill him...like for real kill him.

WTF!!??? I was in such shock after she told me that, that I just stood up and left the room without saying anything. It's still hard to think about but at the same time I find humor in the fact that he would try something that is straight out of some illicit magazine or XXX video. At the same time it does kind of put a wonder in the back of my head as to whether he did molest his other daughter or not. But he is passed and gone and nothing can be done now.

So yeah, sorry if this isn't the pay-off that you guys would normally want. Like I said, I just needed to tell SOMEONE, ANYONE...but also knew that because of the nature of the subject it would have to be a certain demographic to heard about it.

Thanks for your time.

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every time i see a police officer or state trooper, i get this rage within me. i firmly believe that cops are the scum of the earth. most of these guys were high school bullies and jocks who grew up and became cops so that they could have guns and shoot black people, and act like they're so powerful. its that simple. whats funny is that if you were to rate law enforcement/army/spec ops. regular beat cops would be a 1 out of 10. they're retards, and half of them have their own agendas. and i doubt if there's even one cop out there that has the idea that cops are there to serve and protect.
more like to serve themselves, and protect the revenue of their bosses. all cops do now is harass people and ticket drivers for minor infractions. i see a roadblock with 15 cops ticketing people, yet when someone gets killed by gang bangers, they say its cause "there's not enough cops" bullshit. i hate cops, and i wish death upon all of them.
i once got pulled over for an expired sticker, and this fucker is coming towards my car with his weapon drawn, and yelling at my girlfriend, asking her if she's ok and if she needs help. wtf??? just cause im more tanned then his pasty ass.
cops cannot be trusted, and one day we should all rise up and show them that there's more of us then there is of them.
they already declared war on us, look at the toronto G20. they arrested over a thousand people and chared not even 100. they blocked and detained over 200 people in the pouring rain and then arrested them all for peacefully protesting, this was all caught on news cameras. alot of the people were not even protestors, just shop owners and people who live in that area and happened to be walking by.

fucking cops, i hope they all die

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I confess I'm so fucking angry, my thanksgiving got ruined, this motherfuker really pissed me off...I have this problem that when I drink I become defenseless or something, I become ''too nice'', he wasn't drinking at all, because he said he had to drive, but omg I would love to kick his fucking ass, but then I would look bad in front of the family...apparently this SOB hates me with a passion! He kept on attacking me with sarcastic remarks, he even called me ''ugly'' in front of people, wtf, I'm Brad Pitt compared to him, he is so fucking ugly, and yet he has the nerve to call me ''ugly'', out of nowhere, what a fucking douchbag, but he is my eternal enemy now, I'll never forgive this, life has a funny way of sorting things out, his karma will come. Moral of the story: never drink more than 4 drinks at any family reunion

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I confess I always knew this site was fucked up but I always got a laugh out of some the confessions and jokes about co worker pranks and funny stuff like that. But some confessions are way off the deep end and should be deleted as soon as an administrator reads them yet they stay up for months years even. I never use the search box on her but I was curious what a term ment on her that I see often so I looked it up and got a notice that my ip was loged and reported and such. Wtf why would you have the confessions board full of terms that I have only seen on this site and if you look them up to ser what they mean you log your members and guests ip address and report them. Deleted all post with so called banned words in the first place. This site is like a cop that offers a hooker money for a blowjob then arrests her for prostitution after he blows a load in her mouth. I m done with Motherless it was fun while it lasted. Peace pervs

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I must confess something funny. I walked in on my 11 year old step daughter laying on her bed on her tummy hitting her own ass with a ping pong paddle. I asked her wtf are you doing? she turned so red. She yelled at me for not knocking on her door first. Its just that i heard the paddle hitting her butt from in the hall. she did not know I came home early from work. now I feel bad for her. I must have made her feel so bad. I need to tell her sorry. But still don't understand why she was paddleing her own butt. I guess she gets off on it..

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I've worked with a married woman for 5 years and we joke around that she's my work wife and I'm her work husband. She's Korean and her husband is caucasian. she's about 5'6 and he's maybe 5'7 and I'm 6'3. I can tell she runs the show at their house although he tries to make it look like he's the man when they're out. Whenever I'm around them in a social setting, he's always giving me the eye like he suspects something. More than once I've mentioned to her I don't want to be a problem and she constantly reminds me "he's just like that" or "he doesn't mean anything."

Last summer we were all playing in a charity golf event for our company and my 4th bailed last minute so she asked her husband to play. The guy is a hack, maybe a 20 handicap but I was counting on him to make a few putts and nothing more. They show up and she tells the kid to put her bag on my cart and her husband had this funny look on his face like wtf. She told him he could ride with the other guy because he enjoyed fishing and they would have lots to talk about. Btw, she wore a short black golf skirt and white top and was looking pretty good.

After a couple of holes her husband was getting frustrated trying to keep up with my buddy and I and my buddy told him just have fun and play golf and not try so hard. We golf a 2-3 times a week hence the low handicaps. After 5 holes we were 4 under and this guys wife made a couple clutch putts for us and was hugging us and doing fist bumps and having a great time. I could sense her husband was getting pissed and I asked her if he was good riding in the other cart and she told me, "fuck him, he always gets mad when I play better than him." I thought if I gave the guy a few tips it might help his game and make the round more enjoyable but I was way wrong. At the turn he started drinking and was hardly talking to anyone and his wife told him right in front of us, why dont you listen to these guys and take their advice? It got weird on #10 when it was his turn to tee off and he passed and said I'm not pros like you two.

I could tell she was not happy and I said, lets have fun and focus on winning. She gave my hand a squeeze and said thanks for understanding. She later confided he's intimidated by me. On the back 9 the three of us were having a great time, we started drinking to keep it light and she starts with the innuendos. On one of the holes I said I'm going with the big stick and she fired back, "you're going with your big dick? Everyone except her husband thought it was funny and she was giving it right back. She was tending the pin on a hole and as my buddy was ready to putt she said, look at the hole not my tits. Her husband was fuming and when we got in the cart she was like let him be an asshole Im here to win. She kept it up the rest of the round and was asking me if I needed my balls cleaned and then when they pulled up she asked my buddy if he needed his balls cleaned as well. Then she looked at her husband and said you can wash your own balls. I was really enjoying the way she was punishing him for being a dick in a team event She got more and more flirty and her husband just sat there and didnt say a word.

The last three holes we got held up and had to wait so while we were waiting she took her shoes off and said her feet hurt from the new shoes. She put her leg up on my lap and asked if I would rub her feet. I looked at her like are you sure this is ok and she said let him watch he won't do shit. I started rubbing her feet and she made sure he heard how good it felt. He started looking at his phone trying to ignore her but I knew it was burning him up inside. She took it a step further and asked if I would rub her calves as well. This was the first time I had touched her other than hugging and I was getting a little hard. I kept glancing over at the cart next to us and her husband would look and then stare straight ahead.My buddy sent me a text and said he couldn't believe this guy was just sitting there while you rubbed her legs. She leaned over to read the text and laughed and then I replied, I just took her panties off and she laughed out loud which made her husband look over.

We ended up going low and winning the tourney and after the dinner when we were saying goodbye she gave my buddy a long hug and a kiss on the cheek and said she had the best time and we would have to keep the same team for next year and then said well almost the same team. Her husband was sitting in they're car and was like lets go already. She gave me a quick kiss on the lips and said see you at work Monday. I'm sure they had a interesting conversation on the way home. My buddy said he was wondering how far you two would take it to piss her husband off and I told him as far as she wanted. On Monday I asked her how the ride home went and she said he briefly mentioned it and said next time he'd stay home. Since then we go out of our way to humiliate her husband whenever we get together. I have some great confessions from when I had a pool party and when we were out on my boat. Thanks for listening

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Guys or girls ever been caught masturbating? By family or a friend, I was caught by friend in bathroom sniffing his step sisters panties. I thought they (his step sister,my friend, ) were in pool I got out to pee,but after seeing his step sister in two piece was already hard. Went in bathroom he left her shorts and panties on floor I picked them up sniffing them I pulled my cock out began stroking. I was fantasizing of fucking her tight pussy,sniffing them smelt sweet,but salty I thought if earring her. As I'm stroking my eyes closed fantasy on my mind felt my cock twitching I open my eyes cum in her panties I see my friend standing there eyes open as I came shooting on her panties my heart raced he says WTF DUDE....my cock in hand panties in other cum all over cute yellow panties...I look down notice hhis bulge..I walked out returned pool funny thing took him 20 mins to pee,I wondered if he Jo seeing my cock hard.

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